Listening to: "Oye Mi Canto"- NORE feat. Nina Sky
Reading: Narcissus in Chains by Laurell K. Hamilton
Watching: The Return of the King (extended version)

"For want of a nail, a shoe was lost. For want of a shoe, a horse was lost. For want of a horse, a rider was lost. For want of a rider, an army was lost. For want of an army, a battle was lost. For want of a battle, the war was lost. For want of the war, the kingdom was lost. And all for the want of a little horsehoe nail."
--Benjamin Franklin

Mood: Amused
Listening to: "Thriller"- Michael Jackson
Reading: Bloody Bones By Laurell K Hamilton
Watching: Revolutionary Girl Utena

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically
become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
Participating Party

Signature_______________________________ ________
Date: ________________

“23”

The Lord is my light,
I shall not fear the dark.
He shineth a light before me,
That I may never lose my way,
He forever gloweth brightly,
To scare the shadows away.
He ignites my spirit:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.
Yea, though I wander through the darkness of the intolerance of the world,
I will fear no shadows,
For thou art with me,
Thy lantern and thy searchlight, they guide me,
Thou preparest a fire before me in the cold presence of distrust,
Thy light shineth through and fills me,
That I may have the strength to do what is just,
My light shineth brightly,
Surely love and understanding shall follow me all the days of my life,
And I will bask in the light of the Lord forever.


My version of the 23rd Psalm. What do you guys think?

Mood: Befuddled
Listening to: "Scream"- Michael and Janet Jackson
Reading: Sword Singer
Watching: Revolutionary Girl Utena

So, being completely clueless, I just noticed that I have a subscription to DevianArt. When did this happen? I do not know. I noticed that all of a sudden my deviatwatch had thumbnails and thought, 'hm, thought you only got those with a subscription'. But, me being me, I completely dismissed it from my mind. Until today, when DevArt told me that my subscription was almost over and I thought, What subscription? So now I am seriously wondering how I got a subscription in the first place. Maybe it was a trial week? Did someone get me one? I do not know, and I'm kinda bothered by not knowing. I really wish I know where it came from. If it's a trial, thank you DevArt, subscriptions are great. If someone got it for me, thank you, oh mysterious one, though I know not your name or face.

I've been accepted into the VCU Art Foundation program!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Oh YEAH!!! WOOT! WOOT!! Come on, ride the train, and ride it, come on ride the train, and ride it! I think, I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can! Hehe, Okay, I'm done now. Well, not quite.....YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Peace out.